A student in Taiwan has gone blind because she left a pair of disposable contact lenses in her eyes for 6 months and a microscopic single-cell amoeba ate the surface of her eyeballs.
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
fuck you want
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?